clientsfromhell:

Client: “I would like you to incorporate my cats into the logo.”

Me: “Ok, I can add a cat illustration to the logo.”

Client: “No, I don’t want the cats illustrated.”

Me: “Should I set up a session with a professional photographer then?”

Client: “You can’t do that- they are both died ten years ago. I’ll send over some snapshots I took of them- just make them glow, sort of angelic-like.”

This site is hilarious.